{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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